"Where is it? On the corner of Google Maps and your smartphone."
"What the fuck is wrong with you? Take that to go as a road soda."
A real client
"If a chick with knuckle tats gives you a hand-job, you think it’s possible to mistake her hands for a dude’s?"
"It’s called a “van” you cock."
"You dance with a Hobo, you’re gonna lose."
"How do you paint out the penis? You do it digitally you dumb motherfucker!"
"Yeah, I fucking called it, “Sears & Roebuck."
"Hentai? Yeah, it’s always tentacle rape."
"Naw, I’m gonna sit this one out, so the rest of you blow jobs can get some camera time."
"Try a version that doesn’t spray so much macho-glue in my face."